stupidbeansidhe gailgoldfish an “Italian” lawyer tinderdude from NY/NJ is hitting on me!!!!!!!

I did not swipe right.

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Pastel Icebergs by Zaria Forman

Zaria Forman perfectly masters drawing with pastels. Recently, the artist reveals works representing icebergs. An impressive record, discovered in a series of beautiful images.

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Tags: Beautiful

I could get Mr. Marriage to pick me up every morning, feed me breakfast and take me to work. And he would gladly pick me up from work and feed me dinner. Not to mention stop by around lunchtime (he works from 10pm-6:30am and apparently doesn’t need sleep).

It’s kind of frightening how easy it is.

I wasn’t gonna give you a sticker anyway.

I wasn’t gonna give you a sticker anyway.

I’m having a guy send me pictures of the trusses he crawls around on.

That’s right.

You wish you had this game.

I hate men.

I’m talking to a guy who showed my pictures and profile to his mom. He ordinarily doesn’t share stuff with her but he told her about me.

I just have to remember that guys who show a lot of strong interest in the beginning eventually fade away.

So what if he casually talks about getting married?

That would be a weird thing to lie about.

That would be a weird thing to lie about.

I love corny pickup lines SO MUCH

I love corny pickup lines SO MUCH